The Perils of Chasing Clarity: Sobriety, Coffee Enemas, and the Seduction of False Wellness
Coffee enemas, hyped by influencers and companies like Goop, promise quick wellness but hide painful dangers like burns and infections, with some cases ending in the hospital. In contrast, sobriety’s rewards arrive slowly, as fresh and sharp as dawn’s chill, handed out by the body’s natural detox routines. Chasing viral hacks nearly fooled me, but embarrassment and a jolt of clarity snapped me back to trusting the quiet, patient work of liver, kidneys, and time. In the end, true wellness isn’t bought in a kit or injected up the wrong end; it’s found in the simple, steady rhythm of unclouded living. Maybe we just need to remember how clear life can be when left alone.